The
next day, Spock starts off with a nice, hearty breakfast.
"Do
they served vegetarian pancakes?"
Everyone
seems to need the coffee this morning...
"So,
Jen, know any available Borg females?"
Here
is the group at the legendary Henry Ford Museum.
"Chris,
have you considered seeing a doctor about that neck problem of yours?"
The
tour starts with a visit to early American mechanical transportation: the
train.
"I
can't read that sign from here. What does it say?"
Throwing
caution (and rules) to the wind, Spock goes rampant on the displays.
"This
is how it was done before warp drives!"
Next,
Spock takes control of an antique internal combustion Model T.
"What!?
You mean this doesn't have an automatic transmission?"
Putting
their lives at risk, Andy and Robert let the inexperienced Spock take them
for a spin in the Model T.
"Hang
on, boys. Next stop is beautiful, downtown Detroit."
Spock
admires this unusual mode of transportation.
"You
mean one is expected to ride around town in a wiener shaped vehicle?
It must be difficult to attract Borg females using such a mode of transportation."
Spock
meets another plastic person.
"You're
a real dummy, aren't you?"
Stopping
at the museum's diner, Spock marvels at the stupidity of the locals.
"Most
illogical. Individuals voluntarily burn carcinogenic substance and
inhale the fumes for physical pleasure?"
Spock
enjoys the local tunes and dances to it.
"C'mon,
Andy. Teach me Chubby Checker's Twist."
Growing
impatient to be served, Spock checks out the kitchen to see if there's
a problem.
"I
see your problem. You're only charging 30 cents for a burger?"
Spock
shows off the violent side of America.
"Does
this thing have a stun setting?"
Spock
makes a call.
"Where
are the * and # symbols on this thing?"
Spock
finds something familiar.
"For
a moment, I thought I was being recalled to duty."
Spock
really likes the Talking Heads.
"Burning
down the house!"
Spock
also likes Prince.
"It's
got a good beat and you can dance to it."
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