Every day is a winding road.

 It's good to be king.

 It's not always good to be king.

 Never --EVER --allow your pets alone with your toys.

 Remember to close your IRC connection when you're done.

 Don't be such a smart ass all the time. Oh wait. Nevermind.

 Don't kill the messenger. Don't wound the messenger. Don't maim the messenger.

 Serenity now.

 Flames are best left unfanned.

 There's no such thing as a Scorpion alien.

 Completeness is a state of mind.

 There's no such word as "borgified."

 Never allow your cats to have access to your toothbrush while you're asleep.

 Twinpacks are not twinpacks if they have three figures.

 Trifolds are not trifolds if they have two folds. Or maybe they are, I don't know.

 They'll take my toys when they pry them from my cold, dead fingers.

 Linger on the bridge.

 You can't always get what you want, but if you ask Rick, you just might find you get what you need.

 Never ask Chris Rei about his 12-inch collection.

 Give a little bit of heart and soul.

 Don't drink the Romulan Ale.

 The best things to collect are friends.

 Everybody Loves Charles.

 Playmates rocks.

 Playmates sucks.

 All good things must end.