................Trek, the Final Frontier................
These are the voyages of the Mailing List Playtrek.
It's extended mission: to explore strange new toystores,
To seek out new sites and new action figures,
To boldly go where no collector has gone before.........

I know that this is not an ode, but I just couldn't help myself.

The Ghost of Sarek
aka
First Ghost of King Robert's Court &
Royal Frigtener of the Toys